white god

One who benefits from white privilege more than an average white person due to their unusually high testosterone levels. This results in people who believe in white privilege to place the white god on an elevated pedestal (higher than the normal pedestal for regular white people who are not white gods)

I hate Johnny, he gets all the girls, Dominates the office environment with his charm, and minorities follow him around like a dog, what a white god

white god by CanadianGoy October 26, 2019

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

White Goddess 

Term used to describe an attractive Caucasian woman, usually from perspective of a non-Caucasian male.

"Yeah she's a real white goddess ain't she?"

White Goddess by Evan Thames April 5, 2010