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White girled 

Verb.

To manipulate by causing people to feel sorry for you.

And/or to shirk any responsibility for questionable, but otherwise offensive questions.
Heather was pulled over for speeding. When the officer came to her car, he saw Heather crying and hyperventilating, so he decided to let her off with a warning. The cop just got white girled.

Kimberly wore blackface for Halloween and when confronted, she said she had no idea that it could be offensive. She white girled them.
White girled by Jiggahmahninja February 22, 2015
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white girled 

Doing anything like a typical white girl.
*random person rapping extremely badly*
Dude you just white girled the hell outta that

White Girlied 

Clark when he’s had two buds
Clark is so white girlied that I bet the room is spinning for him
White Girlied by Panoda June 11, 2018

whitegirlwednesday 

Its the the same as opposite day but with the difference of some nibbas having the glory of dignifying and appreciating white girls.

short: WWW
Have you heared about whitegirlwednesday finding place tommorow?
No.
Oh you're retarded i assume
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026