*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into
The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple
pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to
the White House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}