*Looks around(to the left and to the
right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White
House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White
House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}