whine mom

A mother of typically elementary school aged kids who whines about how her child/children are better than someone else's children or complains about the other moms she knows. Can also be combined with wine mom or soccer mom ,but don't necessarily have to be.

Mom #1: Shannon is such a whine mom!
Mom #2: I know right, Carol? She is always complaining about how her kids are better than little Susie!
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Whine mom: Barbra is a fucking bitch! She always tries to outdo me at the annual PTA pot luck!!!

Another Parent: At least she doesn't go through three bottles of Cabernet in a night, Amber!

whine mom by ohwhorable April 22, 2017

Wine Mom 

A middle-aged female (usually a mother) who enjoys drinking a refined, complex red or white wine most likely bought from Whole Foods with her other middle-aged female friends while exchanging neighborhood gossip. Common topics during this odd ritual include but are not limited to: annoying children, idiotic husbands, fundraisers for an elementary or middle school, that one neighbor who enjoys starting drama, and other neighbors who choose not to maintain their lawn. Wine mothers also tend to post their gatherings on Facebook.

Brenda: Sharon, would you like to join us this evening? We're drinking your favorite!
Sharon: Of course! You know, Martin won't be home tonight, but the kids will be fine.
Brenda: Oh Sharon, you are such little spit-fire! I admire your courage and spontaneous attitude.
Brenda's emo daughter: Ugh, you guys are such wine moms.

Wine Mom by smigwig February 22, 2018

Wine Mom 

A Karen, but with Alcohol.

Likes to think her alcoholism makes her funny or quirky, but in truth is a shallow attempt to disguise the fact that they have no personality beyond insipid gossip and booze.

Oh god, another freakin' Wine Mom. She's gonna spill her cheap hooch everywhere talking about how great 50 shades of grey was before passing out in the bathroom like the last ones did.

Wine Mom by Nugget tm May 13, 2020

Basic white mom

A mom in her 30’s and 40’s that “stays at home” because of 1 child (2 at most), takes advantage of Botox and dresses like a basic white girl in her late teens / early twenties. Also flirts with young men like a cougar.

That basic white mom was rocking those shirt denim jeans while she hit on the college age waiter and her daughter was waiting.

Basic white mom by Deplorable4life September 10, 2018

Wine Mom 

Women who are in the older crowd(Usually mothers) that sip wine throughout the night, and sometimes post on social media about it. Their posts are abnormally sincere, with comments made by fellow wine moms, relatives, or other parents. The main focus of a wine mom is to stay classy, share intriguing quotes(Usually decorated with graphics dating back in 2004), and to be the embodiment of Linda Belcher. The opposite of a Vodka Aunt.

Wine Moms on Facebook:
"Darling, size does matter... when it comes to your wine glass, LOL."
"Oh Linda, you're such a wild card!!! say hi to Bob and the kids for me!"
"LINDA,,, THIS IS GRANDMA GLORIA,,,, I'M TRYING TO SEND A FAX, CALL ME ASAP,,,"

Wine Mom by Lazy Doki April 28, 2015

White mom 

The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.

“Kelly is such a white mom, she just asked to speak to the manager because her chicken had too much seasoning”

White mom by Martin_slov April 11, 2019

white mom wasted 

Advanced White girl wasted training

I got white mom wasted that time while getting rocky mountain high and polishing off that bottle of wine on vacation in Colorado.

white mom wasted by billiedeux April 12, 2015