1.
Joe Biden: Jill, where the
hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White
House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white
house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so
silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the
hell did that happen!
2.
Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the
hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?
