whemo

A person who thinks to much of their gooch.

Kaylie Madden is a whemo chickitta.

by Jerm-Dawg July 24, 2008

whemo

Right, a whemo is basically a teenager who thinks they are all emo/scene whatever because they listen to black veil brides, wear red and black skinny jeans and think they are drunk from looking at a bottle of vodka. They go round pissing everyone off with their fucking 'free hugs' signs and make the people who actually are emo/scene look like cunts. They dye their hair black or try to spray different colours into it. They are the most FUCKING annoying things on planet Earth. They gather around shops like Blue Banana, Hot Topic etc. and all the emo/scene people leave and these ickle whemo's think they run the fucking city.

Normal person: Hey.
Whemo: OMG ANDY SIXX IS S0 HAWT I WANNA BLOW HIM I LUV HIM :3 xD

Normal person: stop being a little whemo whore.

by yogurtman September 20, 2012

weemonk

An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.

That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!

by jgw899 June 15, 2009

whedon

(verb) To kill off the most lovable b-list characters in your movies / tv shows.

Firefly: Wash, Shepard
Avengers: Agent Coulson

"I want to see that movie, but I don't want it to be Whedon'd."

by BJammin October 14, 2012

Whedoned

During a TV show or book, when a character you've grown to love is inexplicably killed in the third act, usually as a quick way of evoking a great deal of emotion from the audience. Named for Joss Whedon, who literally has never produced anything in which this hasn't happened.

Penny is 'Whedoned' at the end of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Wash is 'Whedoned' at the end of Serenity
Buffy is 'Whedoned' in the season 5 finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

This literally goes on and on and on

by A Firefly Fan November 10, 2010

Whedonitis

A tendency to parrot the speech patterns of various Joss Whedon characters and incorporate the slang from various Whedonverses (Buffy. Firefly, Angel, etc) into every day speech.

Every time I use the word "shiny" people look at me strangely--as though they never spoken to someone suffering from Whedonitis.

by MalsGirl August 5, 2010

Weemo

A "weemo" is when someone approaches the victim from behind and jams their fingers into the sides of the victim's ribcage resulting in a spasm-like reaction, often accompanied by a little yelp. A weemo can occur anytime, anywhere - this is part of the reason why they are so destructive. Weemos can be used against the perpretator's rivals in order to embarass them, emotionally scar them and cause serious trust issues.

1. I'm going to weemo the shit out of him until he never trusts a human being ever again
2. The last time I got a weemo I couldn't sleep for 2 days

by youngiejay July 27, 2021