The extremely hott guitarist of AAR..possibly one of the most talented men ever. Has rad hair...mad rad hair.
by AShley November 9, 2003
Mike Wheeler is a simp. He appears in all three seasons of Stranger Things and is sadly dating Eleven. He's most likely a closeted bisexual who has internalized homophobia and a crush on Will Byers. He called El for 353 but stopped after Will's shadow monster situation got worse.
Sally: "Did you hear Iggy?"
Iggy: "What?"
Sally: "Mike Wheeler ruined Will's life."
Iggy: "Shut the f**k up Sally."
Iggy: "What?"
Sally: "Mike Wheeler ruined Will's life."
Iggy: "Shut the f**k up Sally."
by wheres._.the._.love April 14, 2020
by Oscar Cheesecake March 2, 2004
Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).
Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.
Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler
Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.
Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler
by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021
Hott, awesome hair, guitarist for the All American Rejects.
Born 1982, hometown Stillwater, Oklahoma.
Born 1982, hometown Stillwater, Oklahoma.
Nick Wheeler IS HAWT!!!
by madse July 29, 2006
A person with a truck or 4x4 that is lifted ridiculously high with huge mud tires that never sees a speck of dirt. They lifted their rig mainly to drive around town or the local mall to try and get attention from young hos who are turned on by big trucks.
by ginormous January 31, 2006
Only the best character in stranger things. He saved eleven and later she returned the favor.
Worth fangirling about.
Often shipped with eleven, thus creating mileven.
I ship myself with him, thus creating bike.
Friends with Dustin Lucas and Will
Enemies with Troy and James.
FAMILY
SISTERS- NANCY, 17 AND HOLLY, 3
PARENTS- KAREN AND TED
BIRTH YEAR- 1971 (12 as of 1983)
Wears ringers and stripes way too often.
Is loyal and a good friend, though overprotective and bossy at times.
Overall a good person to be around.
Worth fangirling about.
Often shipped with eleven, thus creating mileven.
I ship myself with him, thus creating bike.
Friends with Dustin Lucas and Will
Enemies with Troy and James.
FAMILY
SISTERS- NANCY, 17 AND HOLLY, 3
PARENTS- KAREN AND TED
BIRTH YEAR- 1971 (12 as of 1983)
Wears ringers and stripes way too often.
Is loyal and a good friend, though overprotective and bossy at times.
Overall a good person to be around.
by - ethereality - June 28, 2017