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combination of weeb and Jesus. an individual who is an anime fan, so kinda annoying, and kinda cool, hence jesus
you're such a weebus
weebus by w33b17 May 10, 2020

Wheezus Christ 

Our overlord and savior of the human race that goes by the name of Caleb, most followers tend to wheeze when praying to him. Wheezes for your sins.

This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.
I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.

Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.
wheelies is a term used when you seen your friends or as a greeting
what’s crackalackin my wheetuses”
“wheetus on the feetus abortion is completus”
wheetus by a rug January 19, 2020
Slang for the male genitalia.

First used by Jeff Durbin on "the Final Fu" a martial arts T.V. show on MTV2.
Dude, you just kicked my wheepus.
Wheepus by wheepus July 17, 2009

Wheetus Nest 

A wheetus nest is a race that includes one person and one person only (Angelina). The wheetus nest has many powers. The actual wheetus nest - that makes them a wheetus nest, is embedded deep inside their chest, preventing any wheetus nest hunters (or penis chests) to take their wheetus nest and impersonate them, taking their powers.
I am the wheetus nest!”
we can tell”

wheetus nest hunter 

a wheetus nest hunter is someone who frequently betrays wheetus nests, and usually attack the wheetus nest on wednesdays after school. The wheetus nest hunter sometimes pairs up with the penis chest, but it is very unlikely, because the penis chest is more of an asshole than the wheetus nest hunter. he’d probably just be a dick the whole time.
Wheetus nest; “sorry i don’t listen to losers”
wheetus nest hunter; *attacks*