Our overlord and savior of the human race that goes by the name of Caleb, most followers tend to wheeze when praying to him. Wheezes for your sins.

This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.

I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.

Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.

Wheezus Christ by Wheezing Follower January 18, 2017

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wheetus

wheelies is a term used when you seen your friends or as a greeting

“what’s crackalackin my wheetuses”
“wheetus on the feetus abortion is completus”

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Wheepus

Slang for the male genitalia.

First used by Jeff Durbin on "the Final Fu" a martial arts T.V. show on MTV2.

Dude, you just kicked my wheepus.

Wheepus by wheepus July 17, 2009

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Wheetus Nest

A wheetus nest is a race that includes one person and one person only (Angelina). The wheetus nest has many powers. The actual wheetus nest - that makes them a wheetus nest, is embedded deep inside their chest, preventing any wheetus nest hunters (or penis chests) to take their wheetus nest and impersonate them, taking their powers.

“I am the wheetus nest!”
“we can tell”

Wheetus Nest by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023

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wheetus nest hunter

a wheetus nest hunter is someone who frequently betrays wheetus nests, and usually attack the wheetus nest on wednesdays after school. The wheetus nest hunter sometimes pairs up with the penis chest, but it is very unlikely, because the penis chest is more of an asshole than the wheetus nest hunter. he’d probably just be a dick the whole time.

Wheetus nest; “sorry i don’t listen to losers”
wheetus nest hunter; *attacks*

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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