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Wheat Thin 

a hot beezy who is thin and everyone wants to grind her
ay check that wheat thin out

LETS GRIND !
Wheat Thin by skim69 August 8, 2009
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Wheat Thin 

A crisp collared, finance bro.
-Likely has a vacation home in Connecticut
-Has more than five figures in a trust fund
-Requests sparkling to flat water.
-Golfs with the bros every Sunday while shotgunning the crisp cold refreshing taste of Bud Lite.
The Wheat Thins refused to attend the Monday meeting without first getting their top-grain leather shoes shined.

wheat thin 

two or more thin people inserting any vegetable into their orrifices.
wheat thin by the great rizzle October 2, 2003

Wheat Thin 

"Secretive" way of making fun of lesbians...
"What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?

"What?"

"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"
Wheat Thin by Cabb_ge February 11, 2022

wheat thin surprise 

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.
Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.
wheat thin surprise by jilmagui February 24, 2011

pull a wheat thin 

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.
Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."
pull a wheat thin by Kasey W. January 8, 2008

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit 

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male
You Wheat Thin
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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