whats what 

whats good?

whats what my G?

whats what by hype265 July 18, 2016

That's what she wants 

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.

In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

That's what she wants by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

That’s what she said 

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.

Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

That’s what she said by TotallyNotHudson November 13, 2019

If that's what it takes 

do what you gotta do to make your life happen
say whatever you gotta to say to yourself

Example:

tell yourself
"She is ugly as hell"
if that's what it takes to move on

move on.

If that's what it takes by butterflyclosure May 18, 2013

It's What It Is 

A final solution to a situation, usually after much deliberation, and a final acceptance of that fact. It can be giving up on expecting someone to show up, or as it's typically used amongst The Mafia, a death sentence.

The simplest definition is: a ultimate, final acceptance. Period. Past all points or avenues of trying to change the situation. Gun at your head, you're done crying, he's not hearing you out. It is what it is. Get on with it motherfucker!

Frank Sheeran: "Tony told the old man to tell me to tell you... 'it's what it is'"
Jimmy: "What it is?"
Frank: "It's what it is."
Jimmy: *sniffling* "They wouldn't dare"

or

Tim: "The pharmacy won't process my refill. I tried everything."
Nick: "Not even for tomorrow?"
Tim: "It is what it is. I'm out of ideas."

It's What It Is by masheteemirage November 28, 2019

that's what she said 

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

that's what she said by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007

That's what Damascus 

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'

A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.

That's what Damascus by Microdale June 29, 2021