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Whatever You Want 

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.
Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.
Whatever You Want by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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do whatever you want day 

do whatever you want day is on February 28. It's the day where you can do whatever you want. Pretty cool, huh?
"hey dude, what are you doing?" "im making siberia it's own country" "why" "its do whatever you want day"

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Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be 

Used in a way of sexual excitement. Used when someone of the opposite sex asks your name or if your gay its someone of the same sex.
*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*

Girl: Hey whats your name

Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.

Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!

Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.

National Do whatever you want to your girl day. 

On October 22 you can do whatever you want to your girl.
It's Do whatever you want to your girl day.
Raphl: What's going on today?
Joe: It's October 22, It's National Do whatever you want to your girl day!
National Do whatever you want to your girl day. -Do whatever you want to your girl!

Do whatever the fuck you want 

1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.
1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."

2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."

《¤》Angel《¤》 Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Versus 《¤》Whatever《¤》 You《¤》 Want《¤》 

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《¤》Angel《¤》 Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Versus 《¤》Whatever《¤》 You《¤》 Want《¤》

whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you 

basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.
'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'
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