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What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

what the fuck is a kilometer

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its said for i love you or you are my best friend.
hey bro. WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!

bro: thank you : very much :3

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its used for saying i love you or you are my best friend or my wife.
hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!

husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!

vanessa: thank you faggot

What the fuck is a kilometer? 

A non-retarded unit of measurement used by countries that didn't loose their twin towers.
"Logan, the lap will be 3.69 kilometers long"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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