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what da dog doin 

a meme; when your dog eats a child
So anyways, I was down on my knees, ponytail in my hair- WhAt dA doG doiN?!

What da dog doin 

No one knows what da dog did but all we know is that its annoying af
Human#1:what da dog doin
Chad:plz stfu
What da dog doin by Nig285372 June 6, 2021

what da dog doin 

"what da dog doin" is a verbal term that has been used over the centuries. It is a genuine question asked by generations of people targeting the question of what is the hairy medium sized animal doing. It is a sentence we might not know ever what it is doing but smart people like Albert Einstein, Steven Hawkings and many more are still in confusion of what the dog is doing.
"ay lemme get one too" "my man right there" "what da dog doin"
what da dog doin by Jerry McDonald December 12, 2021

What da dog doin 

Slang for bestiality (is used on the sacred (nh) site or any site that has bestiality porn)
A: *watches bestiality porn on computer with headphones*
B: *sneaks up* What da dog doin

A: *visible panic*
What da dog doin by Adlamung October 2, 2021

What da dog doin? 

One of the mighty questions that begs to be answered. What da dog doin? Why da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? When da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? How da dog doin it? Why are you here? Why are you reading this?
*Literally anything happens*
Human: What da dog doin?
What da dog doin? by Whatdogdoin January 24, 2022

What da dog doin? 

A phrase used to ask why a dog is doing a certain action. This can also be used for humans, by inserting their name where “dog” is.
“What da dog doin?” “He is exploiting the working class.”

“What da nick doin?” “Fuck you”
What da dog doin? by SusAmogus😩 October 6, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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