whappy slappy

see slappy
see whappy

noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock

"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."

by bigc22 July 23, 2009

Wappy Slappy

The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.

Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!

by Mooj the Taliban Man May 12, 2011

slippy whippy

A small Thin and abnormally slick penis that cracks like a whip

Ethan has a Slippy Whippy

by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

Slippy Whippy

A small thin penis that is abnormally slick and cracks like a whip

Damn, Ethan has a slippy whippy

by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023