whappy slappy

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noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock

"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."

whappy slappy by bigc22 July 23, 2009

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Wappy Slappy

The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.

Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!

Wappy Slappy by Mooj the Taliban Man May 12, 2011

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whappy slappy • Wappy Slappy • Slippy Whippy • Sloppy whippy • Whappy Knacking • From (since) Whappy killed Phillup • wappy • Whapp • Whippy • whoppy

slippy whippy

A small Thin and abnormally slick penis that cracks like a whip

Ethan has a Slippy Whippy

slippy whippy by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

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Slippy Whippy

A small thin penis that is abnormally slick and cracks like a whip

Damn, Ethan has a slippy whippy

Slippy Whippy by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

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Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

Sloppy whippy by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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