Someone who walked into your life and changed you, made you genuinely care, made you a better person and no matter what happens, that person will always have your outmost respect and love.
Half whale, for being rare. Half unicorn, for being magical.
The proper name for narwhals, which makes perfect logic sense considering they are part whale, and part unicorn. In general, whalicorn just sounds cooler.
C: It's like a whale and a unicorn mated.
E: Exactly, it's a whalicorn.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.