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Dying Whale Noises

When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.
Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
Dying Whale Noises by DGMerls February 6, 2013

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008