whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.

Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.

whack and pack by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015

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Whack It and Pack It

(v) To masturabte and then fall asleep

"Yo dawg, I'm down to go see Toy Story 3 with you tomorrow but right now I'm horny and tired, so I'm going to whack it and pack it."

"After such a tiring day, I really need to just whack it and pack it, tonight".

Whack It and Pack It by MistaDietSoda July 26, 2010

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pack it and wack it

The act of Masturbating while high and/or getting high for the sole purpose of making masturbation better.

andrew:dude you wanna smoke tonight?
mark: naw man, i think i'm just gonna pack it and wack it.
andrew: good call

pack it and wack it by AaNlDeRxEW June 30, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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