whack and pack 

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.

Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.

whack and pack by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015

Whack It and Pack It 

(v) To masturabte and then fall asleep

"Yo dawg, I'm down to go see Toy Story 3 with you tomorrow but right now I'm horny and tired, so I'm going to whack it and pack it."

"After such a tiring day, I really need to just whack it and pack it, tonight".

Whack It and Pack It by MistaDietSoda July 26, 2010

pack it and wack it 

The act of Masturbating while high and/or getting high for the sole purpose of making masturbation better.

andrew:dude you wanna smoke tonight?
mark: naw man, i think i'm just gonna pack it and wack it.
andrew: good call

pack it and wack it by AaNlDeRxEW June 30, 2008