wetwash

When you take an unusually large shit that causes the water in the toilet to splash up and soak your arse

That turd caused an intense wetwash, now my ass cheeks are soaked

wetwash by Okapitapir December 10, 2013

Floridian Wetwash

A floridian wetwash is when a man wraps his mouth around a womans asshole and holds his nose shut while a woman sharts directly into the mouth.

I paid a prostitute $60 for a floridian wetwash

Floridian Wetwash by Johnny Rosebud June 27, 2026

Waikiki Wet Wash 

Inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina, pleasuring her to the point of maximum lubrication. Once achieved, remove the finger(s) and casually stroke her face or brush her hair with the sopping wet fingers. It is considered successful if the woman never even notices that you just rubbed her vaginal juices all over her face and/or hair.

Dude 1 - Hey, did you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2 - Did I?!? Not only that, but I Waikiki Wet Washed her!
Dude 1 - No way!!
Dude 2 - She didn't even notice!!
* High Five *

Waikiki Wet Wash by angrycartoon March 7, 2012

wetwasabi 

It is the act where a person licks wasabi off of the naked body of their partner during sexual intercourse then swallows a piece of salmon sashimi.

(much like downing a shot of vodka then biting on a slice of lemon)

ex. Me and Claire had a wetwasabi session last nite, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!

wetwasabi by Vixo September 14, 2007

webwash 

To delete as much personal information about oneself from the web.

I just found out you can find my address just by Googling my username! Looks like it's time for a webwash.

webwash by Not Snowden November 1, 2013

Westwash 

To take a tradition (usually Eastern) with a unique culture behind it and replace it with its heavily commercialized, stereotypical western counterpart that is somehow “popular”.

Many Japanese weddings are so westwashed nowadays. They wear bland white “fairytale” dresses instead of the beautiful, unique kimonos they used to wear!

Westwash by Mochiberry September 13, 2020