wet wednesday 

a weekly wednesday celebration required for sanity in a nine to five lifestyle.

Alan: man, this has been some fucked up week. i cant stand this job.. im gonna burn this place down and kill myself!
Daniel: dont worry you witch's tit, its fuckin wet wednesday!
Joe: im so wet

wet wednesday by joehasbigballs January 2, 2009

Wet Wednesday 

A reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on a Wednesday night. Students who have classes on Friday and therefore must forgoe Thirsty Thursday rely on Wet Wednesday for drinking needs. Also used to cure any hangover left over from Tipsy Tuesday.

Kaiser: "Fuck I'm so hungover from drinking so much on Tuesday, and I cannot drink on Thursday because I have an exam on being a suckup to society"
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."

Wet Wednesday by KaiserKaj January 7, 2009

Wet Wednesday 

Wednesday night out in Eastbourne, Purely because there a vast amounts of Gash out! making the night "wet".

Mate you up for Wet Wednesday tonight? - Yesssss bare gash out

Wet Wednesday by RedTop88 January 1, 2011

Wet Wednesday 

Phrase used to describe a person who becomes suicidally depressed and attempts to kill themselves due to the empty and utterly boring nature of their lives, often during the middle of the week (Wednesday).

Marion kept attempting suicide every Wet Wednesday, when the banality of her life as a housewife became too much to bare....

Wet Wednesday by BakerX2 December 5, 2011

Wet Wednesday in Wigan 

A term used by English football fans to question how foreign players would perform in the English Premier League. Incinuates the English game is more physical, more "manly" and subject to adverse weather conditions.

Chris - Messi is awesome! Best player in the world!

PJ - Yeah, he's great in Spain; but could he do it on a wet Wednesday in Wigan?

Wet Wednesday in Wigan by slipzka November 14, 2013

Wet Wednesday poop challenge 

When it’s pool day in school, and you have to try to poop in the pool without being noticed

Ali-A just posted a video on the wet Wednesday poop challenge and failed

Wet Wednesday poop challenge by Bullybilly30 June 13, 2018

Wet lip Wednesday 

a term for drinking on Wednesday.

-"what to do today?"
--"Lets go out and drink its Wet lip Wednesday!"

Wet lip Wednesday by bfrisky November 4, 2009