Alan: man, this has been some fucked up week. i cant stand this job.. im gonna burn this place down and kill myself!
Daniel: dont worry you witch's tit, its fuckin wet wednesday!
Joe: im so wet
Daniel: dont worry you witch's tit, its fuckin wet wednesday!
Joe: im so wet
by joehasbigballs August 22, 2007
A reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on a Wednesday night. Students who have classes on Friday and therefore must forgoe Thirsty Thursday rely on Wet Wednesday for drinking needs. Also used to cure any hangover left over from Tipsy Tuesday.
Kaiser: "Fuck I'm so hungover from drinking so much on Tuesday, and I cannot drink on Thursday because I have an exam on being a suckup to society"
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."
by KaiserKaj January 08, 2009
Wednesday night out in Eastbourne, Purely because there a vast amounts of Gash out! making the night "wet".
by RedTop88 January 01, 2011
Phrase used to describe a person who becomes suicidally depressed and attempts to kill themselves due to the empty and utterly boring nature of their lives, often during the middle of the week (Wednesday).
Marion kept attempting suicide every Wet Wednesday, when the banality of her life as a housewife became too much to bare....
by BakerX2 December 05, 2011
A term used by English football fans to question how foreign players would perform in the English Premier League. Incinuates the English game is more physical, more "manly" and subject to adverse weather conditions.
Chris - Messi is awesome! Best player in the world!
PJ - Yeah, he's great in Spain; but could he do it on a wet Wednesday in Wigan?
PJ - Yeah, he's great in Spain; but could he do it on a wet Wednesday in Wigan?
by slipzka November 14, 2013
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by bfrisky November 04, 2009