Wet Towel 

Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

OR

The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.

Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"

Wet Towel by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013

wet towel 

A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.

"Man, that girl is just a wet towel. She needs to get a life!

wet towel by Diters December 28, 2005

Wet Towel 

a person who is boring or useless

Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.

Wet Towel by TheWizard13 July 28, 2011

wet towel 

When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.

While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.

wet towel by DrewDrew October 23, 2005

wet towel 

When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.

Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!

wet towel by picklemonkey June 17, 2006

Wet towel 

A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated

well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!

Wet towel by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Wet Towel 

When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)

Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.

Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.

Wet Towel by Burn Son! September 22, 2017