wet patch 

A wet patch left on bed sheets by a women's vaginal discharge during sexual intercourse.

'Your turn to sleep on the wet patch tonight.'

wet patch by Nick21 June 20, 2006

wet patch 

When you sit on a chair at school for about an hour and you pack all your things away, stand up and look down at your chair and there is a wet patch in the middle of the chair where your vagina was and where the discharge came out.

" oh great we have to put our chairs up. i will have to wait a minute until my wet patch goes. "

wet patch by tina45 February 14, 2008

Wet Patch 

The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:

- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or

- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.

Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'

Wet Patch by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012

Wet Patch 

An artist run initiative, where the artists often work on the spot or in an impromptu gallery/non gallery space making art accessible to a wider/more varied audience.

The first was in 2004 by Marcela Ordonez and Mark Shorter, with Marcela co-ordinating further Wet Patches.

The most recent is Doodles and Noodles, held in Newtown, NSW, 2011.

"Careful there's a Wet Patch..."
"Are you going to sign up for Wet Patch? There's a Doodles and Noodles show happening!"

Wet Patch by Frillyfanae July 30, 2011

Wet patch survivor 

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

Wet patch survivor by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Wet patch survivor 

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

Wet patch survivor by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch

two legs and a wet patch by The_Devon October 19, 2009