Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

wet egg

Apparently the idiots version of wet lettuce

Someone: James are you coming to pounded
James: No I'm being a wet egg!!!
😂😂😂

by Whatatit May 11, 2017

Wet Scrambled Eggs

Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.

Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.

by BudBailey February 21, 2022

wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

by barber of seville May 26, 2019