wet fart

When you fart out a water fountain, with smelly old water.

your ass smells like old water

by JOKa August 3, 2003

wet fart

A rather stinky fart with a wet sound and a little poop after that if your not naked you may wanna whipe your butt only a true fart genius like myself can master a wet fart

i wet farted on my boyfriend when he was sleeping and that woke him up the best part i lasted 8 second and i was naked so he felt the poop fall on him

by cakefartgirl August 24, 2011

wet fart

One who is incredibly boring and overly pretentious.

"Francis is such a wet fart."

by Asosh Lamalette July 9, 2006

wet fart

wet farts do NOT exist!
one simply follows through.
one shits oneself!

my drawers have got shit in them
after i farted

by brown keks June 29, 2003

wet fart

A loud fart...umm it comes from your bumm!

baaannnnggg boooommmmm kaaaboooommmm that was an awesome wet fart man !!

by fhgf July 17, 2006

wet fart

a fart that is wet and that shaun mason gets alot because it reduces friction between your anaus and the other persons privates

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

wet fart

When u take a ballon and wet it then blow it up and walk up to your sleeping friend and release the wet air. Then tell him it was a wet fart

i realeased a wet fart on him

by dog chain April 3, 2005