wet-fart

A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.

Tom: "gross man, did you just shart?"
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."

by Derek R. August 9, 2006

Wet Fart

The ultimate in flatulence... it is when not only gas is passed through your grocery hole, but a small mixture of juice from the colon comes out with it, producing a wet sound and a lingering nasty stench that one can be proud of. Just make sure to go right to the bathroom and give yourself a good wipe after the fact...it is preventative to the itching and chaffing that will occur, also you may need to change your underware so use caution.

Dude... my girlfriend took a whiff of my wet fart and started blowing chucks out the car window!! How sweet is that?

by thesqueege May 21, 2008

Wet fart

Fart that you make after you shower and it comes our feeling wet.

You joe i just did a Wet fart.
Joe: shut up you nasty qwore.( see definition for qwore)

by Leiyla_prop April 4, 2017

Wet Fart

A mate that always says they will be somewhere, then doesn't show up.

My mate Jarrad said he was coming. He's always such a wet fart.

by Wiltpig March 15, 2016

wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.

my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.

by Nick Harvey February 14, 2004

big wet fart

Why did you look this up.

You're disgusting.

I have to say big wet fart in here.

by Macabitz July 15, 2021

wet fart nugget

Reminance of a wet fart compressed into a small nugget.

Shit i thought that fart nugget was a chocolate nugget.

by Joel March 26, 2003