When you pee in a bottle of mouthwash and place it in plain sight in your bathroom. The end result is that your guests will try to swipe a swig of it and end up gargling piss. If the mix ratio is done right the house guest will have no idea they have gargled pee pee and will think they got some of your mouthwash and that they are better than you. This is of course not the case.
After that skank left my house,I noticed the dust on my weenoggle was disturbed. Thanks to that dumb skeeze I get to put another notch in the cap of the weenoggle.
Person a: hey dude I’m just gonna meet up with my prostitute
Person b: oh ok I will go then
Person a: oh there she is now
Person a & b: Wegnog miss smith!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.