When you pee in a bottle of mouthwash and place it in plain sight in your bathroom. The end result is that your guests will try to swipe a swig of it and end up gargling piss. If the mix ratio is done right the house guest will have no idea they have gargled pee pee and will think they got some of your mouthwash and that they are better than you. This is of course not the case.
After that skank left my house,I noticed the dust on my weenoggle was disturbed. Thanks to that dumb skeeze I get to put another notch in the cap of the weenoggle.
Person a: hey dude I’m just gonna meet up with my prostitute Person b: oh ok I will go then
Person a: oh there she is now
Person a & b: Wegnog miss smith!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.