When you pee in a bottle of mouthwash and place it in plain sight in your bathroom. The end result is that your guests will try to swipe a swig of it and end up gargling piss. If the mix ratio is done right the house guest will have no idea they have gargled pee pee and will think they got some of your mouthwash and that they are better than you. This is of course not the case.
After that skank left my house,I noticed the dust on my weenoggle was disturbed. Thanks to that dumb skeeze I get to put another notch in the cap of the weenoggle.
Person a: hey dude I’m just gonna meet up with my prostitute Person b: oh ok I will go then
Person a: oh there she is now
Person a & b: Wegnog miss smith!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)