wes welker

A slot receiver for the New England Patriots. Ridiculously talented considering he is short and white. Often the ire of opposing teams fans because when everybody else is covered he inexplicably becomes wide open.

I tried to watch the game in peace last Sunday, but all I could say was, "Damn you Wes Welker, sneaky little white man!"

wes welker by JB01 January 10, 2008

wes welker

A short white man who is inexplicably athletic.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.

Wes Welker is the Overman.

wes welker by Ignatius Strangelove November 26, 2007

Wes Welker

A reciever for the New England Patriots, has one of the best porn names for an NFL player

Jim: Did you see Wes Welker last night?
Mike: Jim you know I dont watch porn

Wes Welker by Dougiesgoingdeep January 25, 2008

Wes Welker

The Most Overrated reciever in the history of the National Football League. He Has been a slot reciever in New England for a Year Now, and is usually guarded by a 3 or 4 string Corner or Linebacker intill this year were he is the Patriots 2nd reciever. And Now, He's Sucking.

"Hey Man, You see Wes Welker's 20 yard Touchdown catch?, It Was BEAST" "Dude Kawika Mitchell was guarding Him"


"Bro, Wes Welker Just caught a 40 yard pass!" " Yea, He was being guarded by Dante Hughes"

Wes Welker by Brad U. November 1, 2008