Werther's Original 

An awesome caramel(most common flavor) candy made by the German candy-maker Storck. Has a distinct taste like no other. Also comes in chocolate, and chewy toffee. If you haven't tried it yet, well, you don't know what you're missing. I like to call them "Werther's". Here is a direct quote from the back of one of the Werther's Original bags:

"A long time ago, in the small European village of Werther, candy-maker Gustav Nebel created his finest candy. He used the best ingredients-real butter, fresh cream, white and brown sugars, a pinch of salt and a lot of time-to create a treasure worthy of being wrapped in gold. Because they turned out especially well, they were named Werther's Original in honor of the little village.
Crafting this smooth, creamy caramel became a family tradition handed down through generations.

Today, people all around the world enjoy the unique taste of Werther's Original."

1: Hey, want a Werther's Original?
2: Sure, thanks.

Werther's Original by Buggy424 October 18, 2008

Werther's Original 

A weird sex move from 50's

"I'd just ask your grandmother Kathy for a Werther's Original and then I'd hit the bricks."

Werther's Original by iluvclacker November 9, 2016

Werther’s creme 

A delectable delight, sucked on by good meme friends. It is often served by being thrown across the room.

Meme Friend: Yo! Creme daddy! Can I have some of your Werther’s creme?
Creme Daddy: Sure, but don’t give any to Zach.

Werther’s creme by LC Pizza Bird May 1, 2019

Werther's a will, there's a way 

Refers to bribing someone with a piece of heavenly-tasting candy as an incentive/reward for tackling a difficult job.

I suppose dat for someone with a sweet tooth, it might indeed be true that "Werther's a will, there's a way". I'm not into candy all dat much myself, though, so for me, I'd much prefer da promise of just a generous swallow of "da milk of human kindness", such as being heaped with praise and gratitude and/or being showered with hugs and kisses.

Werther's a will, there's a way by QuacksO March 26, 2022

dirty Werther's 

Similar to a Werther's Original, a blowjob by an older wo(man) with or without the actual toffee candy in their mouth for flavor, a "dirty Werthers" is when they do it while shoving the wrapper up your asshole.

Brian received a dirty Werther's from Edna, that's why he's walking funny.

dirty Werther's by Taglar Dreskk July 21, 2017

A Werther's Original 

Happens occasionally after anal sex with an old man or woman (<65) when they are unable to hold their bodily functions in and your semen mixes with their shit

Friend: Dude I heard you fucked Billy's grandma!!

You: Yeah dude it was sick, she gave me A Werther's Original. It was the best I ever had.

A Werther's Original by RisenJesus August 16, 2017

The Hairy Knuckle Werther's 

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"

Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"

The Hairy Knuckle Werther's by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023