A nice hard butterscotch candy. Mostly parodied as being eaten by old
people. But anyone can eat them they really are tasty.
people. But anyone can eat them they really are tasty.
Hay granny give me a Werthers
I like Werthers Original
Hay mate how much are the Werthers Originals.
Werthers Original are nice
I like Werthers Original
Hay mate how much are the Werthers Originals.
Werthers Original are nice
by snake508 July 10, 2010
An awesome caramel(most common flavor) candy made by the German candy-maker Storck. Has a distinct taste like no other. Also comes in chocolate, and chewy toffee. If you haven't tried it yet, well, you don't know what you're missing. I like to call them "Werther's". Here is a direct quote from the back of one of the Werther's Original bags:
"A long time ago, in the small European village of Werther, candy-maker Gustav Nebel created his finest candy. He used the best ingredients-real butter, fresh cream, white and brown sugars, a pinch of salt and a lot of time-to create a treasure worthy of being wrapped in gold. Because they turned out especially well, they were named Werther's Original in honor of the little village.
Crafting this smooth, creamy caramel became a family tradition handed down through generations.
Today, people all around the world enjoy the unique taste of Werther's Original."
"A long time ago, in the small European village of Werther, candy-maker Gustav Nebel created his finest candy. He used the best ingredients-real butter, fresh cream, white and brown sugars, a pinch of salt and a lot of time-to create a treasure worthy of being wrapped in gold. Because they turned out especially well, they were named Werther's Original in honor of the little village.
Crafting this smooth, creamy caramel became a family tradition handed down through generations.
Today, people all around the world enjoy the unique taste of Werther's Original."
by Buggy424 August 29, 2008
Similar to a Werther's Original, a blowjob by an older wo(man) with or without the actual toffee candy in their mouth for flavor, a "dirty Werthers" is when they do it while shoving the wrapper up your asshole.
by Taglar Dreskk July 22, 2017
by iluvclacker November 10, 2016
Happens occasionally after anal sex with an old man or woman (<65) when they are unable to hold their bodily functions in and your semen mixes with their shit
Friend: Dude I heard you fucked Billy's grandma!!
You: Yeah dude it was sick, she gave me A Werther's Original. It was the best I ever had.
You: Yeah dude it was sick, she gave me A Werther's Original. It was the best I ever had.
by RisenJesus August 16, 2017
I'd sure like Louise to give me a Werthers Original.
Your grandma is hot, do you think she'd give me a werthers original.
Your grandma is hot, do you think she'd give me a werthers original.
by Ozzy113 March 17, 2011
Refers to bribing someone with a piece of heavenly-tasting candy as an incentive/reward for tackling a difficult job.
I suppose dat for someone with a sweet tooth, it might indeed be true that "Werther's a will, there's a way". I'm not into candy all dat much myself, though, so for me, I'd much prefer da promise of just a generous swallow of "da milk of human kindness", such as being heaped with praise and gratitude and/or being showered with hugs and kisses.
by QuacksO March 27, 2022