person 2: You have a very rare mental disorder which does not allow you to enjoy good food so kindly go waste your money to over cook your steak until it looks like a hokey puck dickhead
The Best Steak Variety if you hate well done you probably like nivarna and say cm punk will return at every wwe ppv
Guy 1 “well done steak is delicious”
Guy 2 “I prefer medium rare but well done is ok”
Guy 3 Eww well done steak go to hell dickhead
Guy 1 and guy 2 “go to hell Dave”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.