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Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.
Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...
Matthew welcome by Batcat21st September 4, 2018

Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.
Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...
Matthew welcome by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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