A linesaid when somebody walks in on another masturbating. Implies that the person who has walked in can either get out of the room and leave the masturbator to do their business, or is invited to join in the activity, most likely leading to sex.
A: *beating it*
B: *walks in* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"
A: "beating my dick, get out or get weird"
B: "oh my lord-" *rushes out*
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.