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weeny peeny 

I know he works out but I bet he's got a weeny peeny
weeny peeny by mhatt February 4, 2009
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peeny weeny

a small penis not to be confused with chode
person1 you have a peeny weeny.
person2 fuck you man.
peeny weeny by nothing is here October 28, 2020

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

A peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused with a vagina.
That guy bailey doesn't have a peeny weeny, he has a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

peeny weeny

A little small dinky so small that even Shonna as a junior in high school will laugh at the small peeny weeny. Shonna likes all dick but even a peeny weeny will make her laugh out loud.
Shonna typically liked to date guys with big dicks, so she couldn't help but laugh so hard when she saw that Nathan had a peeny weeny. It was so small she had to tell all of the girls in student council. Then Courtney was so curious she went on a date with Nathan so she could see if his peeny weeny was really as small as Shonna said. Courtney found out that Nathan's dick was really peeny weeny but she had to suck it because she agreed to go on the date. Courtney ended up having a crush on Nathan so she sucked his peeny weeny every weekend for her entire junior year in high school. She had fun though, and so did Nathan. Every girl knew his dick was small, though, and his nickname became peeny weeny!
peeny weeny by brad1256 January 20, 2014

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.
That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

peeny-weeny 

When your penis is the same length as your wenis.
Todd: Bro, I just figured out that my penis is the same length as my wenis!
Anthony: That is what you would call a 'peeny-weeny'.
peeny-weeny by thecaremaker June 27, 2021

Peen Ween Machine 

The object many dedicate their lives to.
Peen ween machine suck cock LLLLLL penis lmao LLLLL 777777
Peen Ween Machine by blastaux September 21, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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