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Weenie Beanie 

A character in Plants vs Zombies Heroes.
I just got destroyed by a Weenie Beanie!
Weenie Beanie by crazyben1234 June 28, 2017

Weenie beanie 

You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick
Weenie beanie by Citychick213 September 19, 2019

weenie beanie 

A condom. A party hat for your hot dog. One size fits most.
I brought a pack of weenie beanies in my pocket to the yacht party.
weenie beanie by The Uncanny June 24, 2008

Beanie Weenie 

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.
After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.
Beanie Weenie by Your Boy GSpot April 5, 2009

Beanie Weenie 

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie
Beanie Weenie by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019

Beanie Weenie 

In anal sex, when the would-be top is only semi-erect and still tries to penetrate.
Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.
Beanie Weenie by AhoyMattey November 19, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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