Weed Wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by SuttonP June 24, 2011

Weed Wanker

When your a dirty little masturbating gremlin. Most weed wankers dont have jobs, are on the benefit and are spending that money on toilet paper, porn mags and the finest kush. They wank off either during or straight after smoking some sticky icky but in any case. Perverted.

Your being arrested for being a freaking weed wanker sir. You are a tosser and are going to jail to be raped.

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023