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weed baby 

a child who was concived while parents were high off weed.
You got high, had sex, and created ME! WEED BABY!
weed baby by weed child February 20, 2007

Weed Baby 

When you buy over an ounce of fine Marijuana and store it in your Hoodie's front pocket for your trip home... BOOM. Weed Baby.
I'm going to give birth to this Weed Baby then go to the moon when I get home! :D
Weed Baby by peppertime January 5, 2015

Weed Baby 

whatever the hell Brassmo/Classic is
The Weed Baby species of chao are very rare and stupidly broken
Weed Baby by SEGA SONIC January 17, 2022

Weedbaby 

Someone who just started smoking weed, but does it all the time
Mike: When did you become such a weedbaby?
Jennifer: Last week! Anna got me hooked.
Weedbaby by Slimmehh April 22, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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