wee wag

A person who always tell you that they are going to chill with you and smoke a fatty blunt, and when you call them they screen your calls. they also tend to ask you for a ride to go pick up some chronic and don't smoke with you.

wee wag- hey bro wanna take me to go get some super bomb and we can smoke a fatty.

Me-hell yeah bro i'm down!

ten minutes later.
wee wag- this is some killer weed bro dog!! "......... my mom just called.. so i gotta go home"

me- WOOW FUCKING WEE WAG!

wee wag by A Toke April 11, 2010

Weewag 

Another word for penis.

I have a huge "weewag"!

Weewag by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010

Weewag Milk 

Another word for semen.

I just squirted "weewag milk" out of my penis!!!

Weewag Milk by tootfartparty97 January 15, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012