6 definition by tootfartparty97

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The runny diarrhea like substance that comes out of your booty hole when your constipated. This usually happens when your booty hole is infected.

Ughhh! I can't make this "Booty Milk" stop coming from my assssss!!!

by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.

Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!

by tootfartparty97 January 01, 2010

The lint that is in your ass crack that comes from your underwear!

Mike - "Man did u fuck that hot ass hoe last night?"
Ephraim - "FUCK NO THAT BITCH HAD TO MUCH BUM SCUM!!!"

by tootfartparty97 August 22, 2010

Another word for penis.

I have a huge "weewag"!

by tootfartparty97 January 01, 2010

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.

I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

Another word for semen.

I just squirted "weewag milk" out of my penis!!!

by tootfartparty97 January 15, 2010