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The runny diarrhea like substance that comes out of your booty hole when your constipated. This usually happens when your booty hole is infected.
Ughhh! I can't make this "Booty Milk" stop coming from my assssss!!!
by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

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The round tip of a very long peice of poop.
Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!
by tootfartparty97 January 01, 2010

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The lint that is in your ass crack that comes from your underwear!
Mike - "Man did u fuck that hot ass hoe last night?"
Ephraim - "FUCK NO THAT BITCH HAD TO MUCH BUM SCUM!!!"
by tootfartparty97 August 22, 2010

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Another word for penis.
I have a huge "weewag"!
by tootfartparty97 January 01, 2010

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Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.
I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!
by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

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Another word for semen.
I just squirted "weewag milk" out of my penis!!!
by tootfartparty97 January 15, 2010

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