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Definitions by tootfartparty97

Bum Scum 

The lint that is in your ass crack that comes from your underwear!
Mike - "Man did u fuck that hot ass hoe last night?"
Ephraim - "FUCK NO THAT BITCH HAD TO MUCH BUM SCUM!!!"
Bum Scum by tootfartparty97 August 22, 2010

Junk Bloggers 

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.
I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

Booty Milk 

The runny diarrhea like substance that comes out of your booty hole when your constipated. This usually happens when your booty hole is infected.
Ughhh! I can't make this "Booty Milk" stop coming from my assssss!!!
Booty Milk by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

Weewag Milk 

Another word for semen.
I just squirted "weewag milk" out of my penis!!!
Weewag Milk by tootfartparty97 January 15, 2010
Another word for penis.
I have a huge "weewag"!
Weewag by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010

Dookie Helmet 

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.
Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!
Dookie Helmet by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010