wedow

Wedow(not widow)

A strong knight who believes she will succeed in everything, she will not give up. She loves her family and wishes that they will become healthy and support her. She's an amazing canpainion and will not betray her friends, she is sociable and will not be afraid to confront anything. She's lovable and humorous and very funny. All her friends, family, and everyone will always remember her because of her beautiful smile. She is low tempered and has great confidence

Wow, do you know her? She's such a beautiful wedow!

Is she a wedow? She seems really nice!

by RedFlower January 30, 2017

alpha widow

A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.

Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.

by Bolo919 December 2, 2017

Alpha Widow

A woman (typically but not necessarily post-wall) who has been abandoned by an Alpha male. No matter how great her new man is, she will perceive him as failing to meet the standard of the alpha she was previously associated with. Due to hypergamy, a woman cannot date backwards, once she gets say, a male 8, she cannot date below a male 8 and be happy with him. If she does, she is just using said man for resources (Beta Bucks) and doesn't really love him. Essentially, a damaged woman accustomed to a tier of man she can no longer attract.

Karen was alpha widowed after a one-night-stand in college, and rejected all suitors that didn't live up to Chad. She is now old, single, lonely with 3 cats.

by th0tttt_patr0l July 2, 2019

wedonweb

short from "wedding on the web"
got into general use because of virtual weddings website called wedonweb dot net - weird site where people around the world were getting married online.

from yahoo answers:
- Hey, where I can get married online?
- Just google wedonweb.

by Cool_Disfunction December 21, 2015

Gym Widow

Someone who’s significant other has gone on a serious health kick and spends all their time working out.

Rich was happy that his wife was interested in getting the baby weight off but the fact that she spent 20 hours a week at the gym left him a gym widower.

Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

widower's mattress

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Widow's Kiss

After a woman's husband/wife, common-law spouse, or boyfriend/girlfriend passes away, the woman's kiss becomes a 'Widow's Kiss.'

She has a unique awareness that any time she kisses, it could be the last time she ever kisses again. Therefore each kiss is held with fierce passion and lust like it's the last one she will ever have.

"He was kissed by a woman with a 'widow's kiss' and he couldn't let go , because he hasn't felt this kind of lust for life in any woman he's kissed before."

"To say farewell with a widow's kiss."

by --Shotgun. November 6, 2019