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A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.

I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.

wedge salad by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014

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Wedge Salad

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.

"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."

Wedge Salad by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018

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Wedge salad

A drinking game, popular at Georgetown Prepatory school in the 80’s, where a naked women is propped upside down, with her legs in a ‘wedge’ shape, stuffed with bacon lardons, then slathered in ‘blue cheese dressing’

Yo! I heard Bart and Squi played wedge salad with Katie at Beach Week!

Wedge salad by TotesVerified November 3, 2018

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Wedge salad

An ass eating only 69

wasn’t very hungry so we went for the wedge salad.

Wedge salad by Ballz18 March 7, 2020

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Wedge Salad

A sexually pleasing wedgie.

Thud bent me over and gave me the best wedge salad last night.

Wedge Salad by Cmananator May 31, 2022

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Wedge Salad

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.

Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.

Wedge Salad by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024

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Salad Wedge

When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.

Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.

Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.

Salad Wedge by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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