Similar to a cake face, but with an extreme amount of excess make-up. Like a wedding cake because of additional layers and an over-the-top attempt to look extravagant.
"That girl over there's wearing way too much make-up, what a cake face."
"Dawg she's not just a cake face, she's a wedding cake face."
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.