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face like a welders bench
based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
face like a welders bench by ontour May 25, 2012
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Welder
A man who welds metals together using one of the most hardest skill sets.
One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.
One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.
Welder by Thatmexicanguy April 20, 2015
Wall Welder
An individual who is glued or, “welded” to the wall at the party or function. This individual is overall isolated and disassociated from the event.
“I’m having a party this saturday, there better not be any wall welders coming”
“Please stop being a wall welder and join the party”
“Please stop being a wall welder and join the party”
Wall Welder by Mason Stanko June 3, 2021
pipe welder
Pipe welders are men that attract women not on looks or personality but by the massive cock bulge they have in there jeans
Susan- Mary my husband has a small dick and can't eat pussy to save his life what should I do?
Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...
Susan- a pipe welder? But why?
Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.
Cdp 11 10 90
Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...
Susan- a pipe welder? But why?
Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.
Cdp 11 10 90
pipe welder by Bad mf November 7, 2013
welder's bench
Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.
welder's bench by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007
Welder
An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
Welder by ArcFlash_512 March 30, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.