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Cunt Weasel 

A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)
James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.
Cunt Weasel by The big S October 14, 2005

cunt weasel 

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.
DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!
cunt weasel by Sean Doyle January 9, 2009

Cunt Weasel 

The name of "Bone Minnions" on Guild Wars
I just summoned a Cunt Weasel!!!
Cunt Weasel by True Walking Tank December 29, 2008

Cunt Weasle

A gentleman who will tell a woman whatever she wants to hear to get in to her pants. Weasling his way in to her knickers.
"Have you heard him, he's a propper cunt weasle"

"Than cuntweasle got into her pants again"
Cunt Weasle by Simon Rose January 22, 2009

cunt mother weasle

an expression used by my best friend in a greyhound bus station.
she blurted out a bunch of cuss words in spannish and other languages and ended with "cunt mother weasle!"
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026