weasel butter 

Weasel butter is the build up of piss that ends up on urinals, toilets, and bathroom floors. As the pee dehydrates it takes the appearence of butter.and since you leak your weasel, it's called weasel butter.

Damn there is so much weasel butter on the floor you could cook eggs on it.

weasel butter by original gasbag October 2, 2013

Butter Weasel 

/\ lol. Butter Weasel is none of those things. It is a person who weasels his way out of bad situations, and eats lots of fatty food while doing so.

that fat fuck butter weasel'd himself outta that one

Butter Weasel by MeatWagon October 6, 2013

Butter Weasel 

a bitch-ass, hoe-smut, smeaze-faggot, failure at life.

Me: You dropped outta high school to be a rodeo clown???

Loser: Yeah man, I hate school.

Me: Wow, you really are a butter weasel.

Butter Weasel by Jay-Rock21 May 5, 2009

Butterscotch Weasel 

The act of love making when one partner braces their hand inside their other to grind their opposing elbow into the anus of the other partner.

"What did you and Cindy get up to last night?"
"We went bowling, had a couple of frosty milkshakes, and then I gave that bitch a Butterscotch Weasel."

Butterscotch Weasel by abeautifulanus December 18, 2018