wealding

To get closer to your crush

Yea dude I’m wealding her

by Matman2014 June 10, 2019

Butt Welding

When two men have so much sex that the receiving partners cheeks get stuck together from the dried man juice like two piece of metal that have been welded. Also a manufacturing term.

Guy: Last night I was with Brian and I Butt Welded him.
Other Person: What is that?
Guy: I came really hard and after I pulled out, he didn't wash his cheeks properly so the next morning his butt crack was stuck shut.
Other Person: I am your Grandmother, why would you tell me about Butt Welding?

by I.B. Bangin' September 5, 2013

skin welding

Fucking your girl and letting the cum stick you and your girls skins and requires water or her to suck it to remove

Hey I went to GACTC for a 3 year trade in skin welding

by Horno cornnyo February 24, 2017

waldinger

someone who is ripped yet never goes to a gym

Matt is such a waldinger. How come he never goes to the gym with us? It's just not fair!

by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011

Welding

The act of using a welder

"Hey dude, I'm welding with this welder"

by AugTheViking April 23, 2020

welding mask

more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol

did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night

by nathn February 17, 2009

dick welding

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

by Lucas W. June 13, 2017