wayde

Often short tempered, easily frustrated. Overly intelligent works a lot, easily aroused and a fantastic father. They are extremely athletic for 2 moths of the year then go back to a hibernative state.

a) "Chill man, you only wrote one sentence."

b)"Hay honey!"

"BOING!!"

"What a Wayde!"

c)"Want to go play baseball?"

"What month is this?"

"It's April you Wayde..."

"Then no.."

by FOSHAY March 17, 2010

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Wayde is by far the best person you will ever meet. A Wayde could easily melt your heart in a millisecond. They are the most smart, charismatic, and funny people you will ever meet. Although at times, Waydes can be needy for attention and love, it's the cutest thing ever. Waydes will tell you how beautiful you are, even when you're just in some sweatpants, hair tied, and chillin' with no makeup on. He knows your insecurities but he''ll tell you just how much more beautiful with them. They'll always have a smart comeback ready and can always make you laugh. One of the best things about them is that they know how to make you smile even when you don't want to.

You're dating Wayde? Wow, you're so lucky.

by landizzle15 February 19, 2019

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A sexy man who has the power to slay and woman who lays eyes on him. The second great slayer, having learnt his powers from Eli. Known as the ‘Dos, he bowls enough pies to feed a small country

1: I was talking to Wayde today.

2: Wow! The greatest slayer in the world! Were you slain by his perfect hair?
1: Yes, and I have fallen deeply in love with him. After meeting me, he went to the nets and worked for his charity, Pies for Africa, where he chucks pies at starving children.

2: How did you meet?

1: He picked me up on Yellow Pages.

by Drew P Weinstein May 05, 2019

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