watermelons

A term used primarily in Kendal, Cumbria, UK to describe the monthly torture women must endure. As per the phrase "It's like having your spine slowly ripped out from the bottom whilst simoultaniously birthing a large watermelon".

Arg, can't come out tonight, the watermelons are attacking

Oh, woe, for I am suffering with watermelons

It's watermelon week, bring me weed and chocolate

by Memma June 23, 2004

Watermelon

A fruit invented by black people

"Look it a watermelon"
"I wonder what black person made this"

by Vlahopoulos April 2, 2016

Watermeloned

Mouthing "watermelon" to a song you don't know the words to to make it look like you do.

I didn't know the words to that song so I totally watermeloned it.

by DB-Watermeloner April 3, 2011

watermelons

Big, voluptuous tits

Man, get a look at those watermelons!

by pentozali November 3, 2014

watermelons

A term used to hide the fact u r really talkin bout weeed. Code if u will.

Dude, lets hav a watermelon sesh.

Na, mate skint as a dog.

by The J.I.M.P March 6, 2005

Watermelon

A code word used by son and dad to point out a hot chick when your with your mom or sister

Mom: Hey when we get home can you guys..
son:Watermelon!!!!!!!!!
Dad: mmmmmmm, I'm hungry
son:lets go to the produce section

by zester da melesta November 19, 2011

watermelon

A watermelon is a name for a boy who is very amazing. He can always make you laugh and he never takes things to seriously. He is the type of guy that you look forward to talking to every day. He also loves big black pillows. He is very sweet and nice. He is never rude or mean, and if he is, that is because you have made him very upset or he is standing up for someone he cares about. He has a best friend that will always care for him, no matter what. His best friend will always be there, until the end.

It can also be a fruit.

Bradagain Borthwickson is a watermelon.

Watermelon is yummy.

Watermelon is handsome.

by urBFFLisAWESOME124 October 4, 2011