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Meat Water 

The most vile, disgusting, despicable cooler of leftover forgotten barbecue meats and melted ice left to ferment in the summer heat of your garage. Thus Meat Water was born.
If you wanna be a part of the group, you gotta take a shot of Meat Water.

Meat Water 

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.
"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"
Meat Water by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

meat wafer 

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.
"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."
meat wafer by Slunderwood September 20, 2013

watermelatonin

The scientific phenomenon behind the ratio of watermelon consumed to the darkness of one's skin; ie, the greater the amount of watermelon consumed, the blacker the skin.
Example 1:

Person 1: "Look at that guy over there, he's really enjoying that watermelon."

Person 2: "Oh, you mean that black guy? Yeah, he has a really high watermelatonin count."

Example 2:

Person 1: "I heard Tyrone was allergic to watermelon"

Person 2: "You mean Tyrone the new guy at work that's really light skinned?"

Person 1: "Yeah, he must have a really low watermelatonin count."
watermelatonin by Wink1 July 25, 2013

watermeat 

really really succulent morsels of grayed orphan meat served commonly in water. enjoyed commonly by many sigma males that really gets the grind going.
Lowly b*ta: Hey dudedeee what r u doing
SIGMA: just getting my grindset on with some watermeat..... you just wouldn't understand stupid b*ta πŸ™„πŸ—ΏπŸ”₯πŸ’ͺπŸ’―
Lowly B*ta walks away, defeated like the lowly b*ta they are
SIGMA: πŸ—ΏπŸ”₯πŸ’ͺπŸ’―πŸ—Ώ
watermeat by anonymous March 7, 2023

watereater 

someone really fucking stupid or a nutter, a dumbfuck if you will
person 1:yo that guy is such a watereater
person 2: yeah hes such a dumbfuck
watereater by Fluqxlexy December 22, 2023