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water job 

A blow job that is done in the pool
Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a water job
water job by Mark Cruz September 28, 2013
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Dirty Water Job 

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!
Dirty Water Job by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

Job Water 

sperm, pregnancy juice, another word for jizz
his job water's blank!

it smells/tastes like job water ewwwwww

grace: what you gonna be doing later?
mary: im gonna be riding the job water cannon!
Job Water by Hegg November 23, 2010

Blow Job Water 

When deep throating a chick; it is the mixture of semen and her saliva that drips down her chin.
Dude the other day I was getting a blow job and this chick got blow job water all over the place!
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