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water fucking

Having sexual intercourse in water- whether a pool, lake, ocean, hot tub, etc.
Cindy and Glenn were water fucking last night in the hot tub.
by Jilina September 22, 2005
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water fucking

a way for a female to masterbate by taking a showerhead, or something that pumps water, and pumping water into themselves.
lisa felt lonely in the shower, so she grabed the shower head and started water fucking herself.
by Zack Healy March 1, 2008
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Water fucking

When you have sex in a body of water; most commonly in a hot tub or pool.
We agreed to do some water fucking at Joe's pool party.
by whatisittooeat December 9, 2019
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Straight Fucking Water

That of legitimacy
Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER

Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*
by Sxpticfxre February 9, 2019
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Fucking close to water

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.
Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "
by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009
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Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019
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What a fucking waster.

its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬
What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt
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