cocky watchman 

A Liverpool term for an 'old fashioned' type security guard employed to patrol education premises, building sites, etc. Usually these men were well past retirement and cheap employment for the local authorities

Do a runner, here comes the cocky watchman!

cocky watchman by Grozzee February 29, 2012

night watchman 

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.

I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.

night watchman by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003

night-watchman

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.

- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"

night-watchman by Glamracket October 25, 2003

Midnight Watchman

A lone wolf protector of the people who stands on top of a plinth in the middle of the night, watching over the city and looking out for wrongdoers and renegades. Once they have seen something, they have a direct line to all superheroes and, before long, the night is safe again, all because of the midnight watchman.

The streets weren't safe at night, but thanks to the midnight watchman, our superhero friends came to the rescue.

Midnight Watchman by freewheelinjo December 2, 2018

night watchman 

a man placed in the rear of a mid-night train....

My heart is breaking cus I'm the night watchman in the rear of mid-night train..
My honey I won't see again, she leaving cus I'm a night watchman in the rear of mid-night train...

Hay it's better than a trud floating in the pot....

night watchman by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

midnight watchman

leaving a hot steaming shit in one's toliet for them to wake up to

Aw shit. That bitch left me a midnight watchman!!!

midnight watchman by jlewis1 November 21, 2010

the watchman 

A guy who likes anal...usually recieving it. He act's like he enjoys giving it, but in the end, he likes the pain.

Petunia understood his watchman tactics...she knew what he was really after.

the watchman by Kennedy March 6, 2005