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watashiwa 

1. A fake Santa Claus who slips through your water pipes, then steals your tree and replaces it with a computer depicting homosexual pornography he downloaded off a torrent.

2. Dignified term for someone who can actually detect humor and sarcasm delivered over chat rooms and forums.

See also Bing Crosby
You are SUCH a watashiwa, man. I love you.
watashiwa by SirH December 31, 2004

watashiwa 

What people call it when you shove your dirty penis in a mexican's dirty anus.
watashiwa by DarkFact July 9, 2003

watashiwa 

"Would you date that handsome young man Sharleen?"
"Nah, he's a watashiwa, he couldn't possibly satisfy me."

Watashiwa Kira Desu 

"I am Kira" Last thing you'll hear before you die.
Criminal: who are you?
Kira: Watashiwa kira desu...
Criminal: UGH *clutches heart, eyes wide open*
Kira: *grin*
Watashiwa Kira Desu by YianKutKu February 26, 2009

Watashiwa Leonardo Di Fabio 

someone who might have a skill issue on deepwoken and could be a mutt. (womp womp) (certified bum)
I'm going to wipe Watashiwa Leonardo Di Fabio on deep woken

watashi wa mou shindeiru 

"I am already dead"
Deriving from Omae wa mou shindeiru, it is usually used unironically among friends. It is also a cry for help that will be laughed at as you circle into the depths of despair, leaving behind any sanity you possess.
Joseph: Are you ready for the two hour school assembly?

You: "Watashi wa mou shindeiru!!!"
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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